This slouch hat has a wide brim. No one can quite name its color - maybe gray, maybe tan...? It will fit anyone. The wearer will realize that he now has the power to cloud men's minds (and monsters') - i.e., a 50% chance to hide in shadows or to approach unseen. (This is in addition to whatever percentage he had already.) He will also feel an irrestible urge at various times to say in a deep hollow voice, "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The shadow knows!" and follow this with a deep, drawn out cackling laugh, (Wisdom Check once per 3 turns or once per 5 melee rounds if under stress.) What the exact percentages are of this attracting monsters, enemies, etc., are left to the judgement of the DM.
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